The long days journey into night into day into night………..

Really? Is there some fucking unwritten rule where they put the guy who leans all the way back in front of me?

Virgin Airlines non stop LAX to London, and yeah, spent some miles to upgrade to Premium—-but I might as well ship myself to Heathrow in a goddamn refrigerator box when the 5’3″ man in front of me decides a trans-Atlantic flight would be a good time to torture my kneecaps!!!

...please sit back and enjoy the 10 hour flight in front of us and...gaaaa!  My fucking legs are numb!!!!!

...please sit back and enjoy the short ten hour flight and...gaaaa! My fucking legs are numb!!!!!

Oh, look at him—he’s bouncing back and forth in his Premium Class leather heaven like a goddamn monkey. It truly would not surprise me if I started feeling the tell-tale masturbatory rhythms of primal satisfaction coming from seat 35C!!!

What the is this all about? Do you short gimps really feel that a long period of time spent in a small metal tube is the best time to express your hatred for any normal sized human??!

Ah well–I’m use to this kind of abuse…at least they had good in-flight entertainment going on……..

Well, I ended up watching Anvil over and over 10 times…..Who’s heard of this movie? hmmm? Childhood friends continue playing long after any demand exists, and they ride their sad legacy into the dust….sound familiar kids?!?!?!

The story of a band that doesn't know when to hang it up....can you belive these clowns???!

The story of a band that doesn't know when to hang it up....can you belive these clowns???!

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~ by CH3 on July 28, 2009.

2 Responses to “The long days journey into night into day into night………..”

  1. “normal sized human??!”

    Mike, I hate to break it to you, but you are not normal sized, you are tall sized, verging on extra-tall sized human.

    I flew Virgin Premium Economy in June and found it really roomy. Then again, I am an extra-short sized human. ;oD

  2. Six foot five is oversized? Think not, sister….I was raised on McDonalds growth hormones and proud of it!!!

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